You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
