Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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