if you like me you must not know who I am
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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