I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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