Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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