he thought i was a dude.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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