How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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