its not stalking. its research.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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