If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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