I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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