Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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