Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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