Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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