physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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