that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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