I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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