Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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