It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
