So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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