Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
