So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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