We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
