youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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