you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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