It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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