He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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