I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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