Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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