talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Boobs speak an international language.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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