If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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