and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There r osticjed everywhere
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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