so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
