i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
