she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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