Midget sex pt 2 tonight
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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