.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she peed on how many people?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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