He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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