im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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