i just sent this text using only my big toe
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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