very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
50% drunk capacity currently
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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