we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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