Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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