when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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