how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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