rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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