blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This toilet bowl is my home.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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