I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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