He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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