what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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