Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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