the new term for farting is butt boxing.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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