I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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