I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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