I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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